The coolest trophy in sport. Hold it high. 

Who’s going to lick the tears from sad Brad’s face?

In his defense, he played with termites in his wooden leg. Kakko is Finnish for lousy prosthetics. 

He’s all nose and no class. What he needs is a good shit knocking. 

This kid is a good theme song away from cult status. 

All four feet. Maybe hopping horses is the problem.

Oh, and I heard he puts ketchup on a steak, so his run off the court ain’t great either.

My question is - How much of a tip does a billionaire leave for a $79.00 hummer?

Apparently all of the Krafts got hammered yesterday  

My favorite moment is when she used a strap on with Judge Roberts. No wait, sorry. That’s RBG.

Carlson has his head so far up his own ass, he can chew his food twice. 

You can get it on ESPNSKI

Upon hitting an ace in the tournament, Kuchar bought the entire clubhouse a glass of ice. 

That guy is greasier than the pizzas he used to make. 

Are you one of the referees?

Solid analysis. Well done. 

I though that on a kick, of a player went out of bounds, he could not be the first player to touch the ball.

There are only two types of grown men who wear buckles on their shoes, tools and Leprechauns.

They just showed Roger Godell. He was in a box, taking advice from the St. Jude’s Hospital kid. Wonder if the kid gave him a blanket. 

Floyd, once a dick, currently a dick, and a dick for evermore.