It’s almost as bad as cutting in line at  Popeyes. 

Two wrongs make a right in my altered reality. 

True, and the Yugo parts on the front end look out of place as well.

And a fastball for STRIKE ONE!

All hookers pee. Just where they pee is a matter of money.

Is there any room for others in this plan? Asking for a friend. 

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I hear McDonalds is hiring. 

Twelve arrests, no convictions. He’s our guy.

Tell the truth. You’re not really sorry. 

A body carved out of marble, and a face like a smacked arse.

Nope, hooking is legal in Nevada.

She obviously has no shame, or self worth. But Rudy, those nipples. They’re you.

The question is not why invoke the fifth - the question is if he’s pretty enough for maximum security.

Shadow dancing.

I like other end of the word scale. I think the best word in there is shenanigans. It’s one of the all time greats, next to nincompoop.

In a loud outburst, Bill Cosby called the prosecutor an asshole after he was convicted.

Yesterday, a Vegas Drunk. Today, a Major League Hurler.

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Hyperbole and exaggeration? If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate.