He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

Man, for all the talk about rivalry, he really seems to emulate Floyd Mayweather.

38,000 feet should do it.

We would’ve had sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, but they were a budget cut in 2014. Thanks Obama smdh!1!

Or just leave some middle school kids unsupervised near it. Thing will be down in a few minutes.

Also, most undocumented immigrants in this country don’t even have to get past the wall—they come on airplanes.

and that “world champion climber” (probably named Jim) came to him afterwards with tears streaming down his face and said “Sir, you just built the most unclimbable wall in history. You are truly a genius and hero to us all and are making American great again.

Such an underrated show.

Canada’s attitude last night (rightfully) was not apologetic but more “fuck you hosers, we’re better than you”.

They’ll all be dead soon enough, anyway

Enniskerry are the first team in recent memory to win their league championship and still drop down a level.

Can we see if that truck is available for the inevitable Patriots championship parade in February?

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

I, for one, look forward to vinegar-flavored Gatorade!

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I like to think of him as a better and more consistent version of Jim Plunkett. The problem with Eli was the organization allowing a certain segment of the fan base to overrule common sense and extending his career a couple of years past where it should have been. If you’re a real Giants fan and not some Francesa…

Guys, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown might be an asshole.