It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I especially like the part where he fakes the pass to the corner and is wearing a Clippers jersey when he spins back to the lane.

“He’s fat”

...as well as a cell phone believed to have been dropped by one of the shooters...

No, extraordinarily bad call. That asshole needs to go, NOW. Fuck him, and fuck the Bruins. Hell, fuck any and ALL teams from Baaaahhhhhhhhhhston.

There’s gamesmanship, and then there’s this. Punching a guy in the back of the head like this is bullshit, and if he gets suspended I would have no problem with it even as he plays for the team I follow. I know he’s frustrated but this isn’t the way to handle it. He seemingly can’t help himself. It’s indefensible.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

So by that logic, because The Daily Caller makes a butt-ton of money we should cut them some slack as well?

See? Despite being all critical and “The Blue Jays should be trying to win and give their fans something to be excited by” Deadspin never mentions the positive aspects of keeping Guerrero in the minors. For instance, with what they pay Minor Leaguers, he won’t be able to afford three meals a day. 

That was waaaaay before Melnyk bought the team. And Ottawa won that game!

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

DON’T BRING SMOKED MEAT INTO THIS YOU MONSTER. 

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

That certainly doesn’t help matters.

Shit, Frankie Goes To Hollywood had this covered 35 years ago:

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

If it was up to me, this is how they would resolve things in congress