BermudaDave
BermudaDave
BermudaDave

There’s always a flip side.

Even more impressive considering his arm was amputated midway through the game.

Can’t you like take a party ferry to the game? It’s fucking Florida, you can’t walk 10 feet without finding a watercraft with alcohol.

I have discussed this with Neil a few times already, and I have some strong opinions as a former Rays season ticketholder, former St. Pete resident, and current Tampa resident.

Actual Tampa Bay resident (and Rays fan) here: it’s not that Tampa Bay sucks, because the Lightning are thriving as the state’s best sports franchise in its third-largest city, nor is it because the team sucks, because the Buccaneers have been terrible for 98% of their lifespan and still have a massive following.
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Only half-wrong, it turns out.

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20,000 people chanting his name.

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

I don’t believe you, but that’s because I never trust a man with one last name four times.

“IT WAS THE GREATEST COIN TOSS EVER, FOLKS. I tossed it so high into the air it dented one of the F-16s flying overhead, sorry boys!”

I’m so tired. So very tired.

Oh wow, a positive Raptors article on Deadspin...

If/when Beltre gets a HOF bust, it should have Andrus’s hand resting on top of it.

Yeah otherwise it would look ridiculous

The secret is the pine-cone seasoning... just float it in there like a bay leaf.

Exactly. In the region where Khabib is from if you disrespect someone’s family or religion the best case scenario is getting beat within an inch of your life. Depending on what faction you’ve insulted other, not unlikely, options are you, and possibly your whole family, end up in a prison to never be seen again or are 

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself