“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Spittle Caesars 

Probably took a bunch of camaro parts to fuck with the auto press for the road mule.

That’s what I would do at least :)

Man, John’s gotta have a long face watching another one of his draft picks bust.

If your brother doesn’t tell that story at least once a day, he’s leaving money on the table. 

That’s nothing. One time, after a night of particularly heavy drinking, I managed to vomit everywhere in my bathroom without so much as a drop making it into the toilet.

Can’t stop looking at it or laughing now.

I can’t find the person who said this to source the quote, but someone pointed out that this picture of Incognito looks like Incognito’s forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to orally pleasure him. 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

From this point forward, I fully expect every Richie Incognito story ending with him being tased into submission.

Makes you wonder what he could have possibly done to make a funeral home employee feel “incredibly uncomfortable”

Usually I have empathy for people with mental disorders, especially if they are bereaved. Usually.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

As punishment, the Marlins will be fined $50,000 or 100% of their gate receipts for the rest of the season, whichever is higher.

I’m just impressed that a Marlins pitcher actually hit a target at which he was aiming.

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

Nah, it’s just all the CTE showing. 

This was my first match as a Liverpool fan (thank you Mo Salah) and that was the instant I knew I had made the best decision of my year.

I don’t like the man. I don’t like his administration. I don’t care for the buffoons who follow him religiously. While he does bring it upon himself, I am just tired of all of the reporting about him. You know what would piss him off? Never talking about him. Reminds me of the Arkham Knight game.  At the end,…

This is wholly inconsequential to this entire shitshow, but they’re playing the anthem before practice now?! PRACTICE?!?!