Fuckery on top of fuckery.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

That’s just how Canadians set the mood.

The flames were put out by local residents, who threw gravy and cheese curds on the French fires.

It’s Ottawa. A ongoing fire probably increased the building’s value.

God, one Wizards team is too many as it is.

Is it wrong of me to get nervous any time I see a South American with a German-sounding name?

Overheard in Hollywood:

“And don’t get me started on Wendy and her massive hatred of immigrants”

Papa schnattered the bed.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

He also noted, for some reason, that where he grew up people used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks.

I find that Haile Selassious. 

Of course you take the only good name. What the hell am I supposed to do with Kejelcha?

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

The NFL Did a Deal with Jameis Winston, Won’t Do a Deal with Colin Kaepernick

The NFL is handling this so shellfishly.

“Alright guys, we’ve got to get this train back on track. We need to hire someone who knows gymnastics inside and out, and who fits with the culture we’re trying to foster here at USA Gymnastics. Let’s take a look at these applications...I left my glasses in the car but I think I can manage... Tom...Forcedher, is it?…