Fucking voodoo is the most enjoyable kind of voodoo.

On taxes, nobody CHEATS like Gaston!

Why go into the foreign service if you hate foreigners?

All we can do is to take an oath to never forget these vile peoples’ names and what they did. Once this administration is over they may get jobs at Fox or Breitbart, fine – but we can never ever legitimize them as decent members of society ever again. We must shun, mock, and humiliate them until their death. Actual…

To be fair, I was raised on TV, junk food and crappy plastic toys, and look at me now—world-renowned internet commenter!

Nudity? At a hockey game? In Vegas?

The guys will get their names on all three cups.

Giuliani’s going to have a hot take on that fan’s character tomorrow.

And now it’s 3-2. I hate my life and everyone else’s

I can only presume that he saw the barber who gave him that haircut somewhere in the opposite seats and was on his way to deliver a well-deserved beating.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Dude is so narcissistic that he actually sings, “Stand beside me” instead of “stand beside her”.

My incredibly bad lip reading skills lead me to believe that he actually says “stand beside *me*” rather than “her”. This fucking guy literally makes everything about himself.

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

Perhaps the tow truck.

I don’t know why he did it, but I love it. Not a big fan of the 914, but would happily drive this. Think about how that thing must sound. People would whip their heads around because they’d be sure the rumble wasn’t coming from that.

I hit one of my foursome once on thinly hit fairway wood. Thing never went higher than 5 feet but was moving, he came up over a hill off the right hand side of the fairway right after I hit it.

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Came to make this joke. Can leave satisfied knowing I’m not needed here.