You go to hell, Gladys.

Once they took the ashtrays off the curling sheet it was over.

Brian! From accounting!

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Sadies from Toronto pull of an Elvis cover.

Wishing (If I Had a Photograph of You)

“SNOW MUST GO!” - Me, here in Southern Ontario, fucking sick of the winter.

Who is the “you” in “Your shit don’t stink”?

Fuck your two cents. Give us back the Mikhail Sergachev you stoled, pay market rates for Steven Stamkos instead of the no-state-tax-enabled deal you signed him to, and then you can speak.

The solution, imo, is very easy:

The Alouettes (7 Grey Cups) and Canadiens (24 Stanley Cups) disagree with you.

Cocaine-fuelled boat rides not included.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

You joke, but I’d consider that a major improvement on Jared Kushner.

Public financing contributed $500 MM to build that stadium via bonds ($91 MM worth). By 2048, when the last payment has been made they will have paid back $1.2 billion. (Deadspin article from 2013 I can’t link to b/c its Monday and I hate everything technological).

Is he at least sending a nice gift basket in his absence?

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Not-so-cunning-dingus

Clark Cunt