You brought up “dead, flaccid wieners” without mentioning the Browns. Impressive!

That was back when Borat was big. He kind of got swept up in it.

What kind of pizza?

UPDATE: Police have released video of the fight:

Is he one of those psychos that keeps his underwear on during sex?

Pitino lasted 15 seconds. An “affair” is an overstatement.

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

Connected like the loose conglomeration of 360,000 fat Midwesterners that purchased a piece of paper believing that they now own part of the Packers.

I ain’t linkin’ arms with any Cowboys fans. There are some prejudices that are justified.

At least their relationship would mean no need to buy new monogrammed towels. So...something.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Sadly, my friend, I was born into my obligation to tonight’s game.

#25 on the Bengals ended the game with a better passer rating than Andy Dalton because of that last play

Cokeheads who fistfight for a living aren’t usually the smartest group.

Not totally true. Some of them there “disorders” are caused by fluoride in the water and chemtrails in the skies!

Ah yes, Rick Flair. I remember his classic matches with Hank Hogan and Andrew the Really Tall Guy.

Clearly I didn’t hurry hard here to get in the first joke.

THANK YOU. The misuse of “I” in these situations is shockingly widespread.

She obviously likes a guy who can split the uprights. Duh.