that chick looks like my avatar.

Well there is a murderer sitting at the table.

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

I hear they have good porn.

Dad? Is that you?

*receives pink slips*

Maybe watersports.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Dad?

You already know this: in rugby, there’s no forward passing.

Are you sure that has not been taxidermied?

“But enough about my ex-wife!”

I’m hoping this Drouin trade will nix any ideas of Duchene going to the Habs. I will kill myself if Duchene goes to the Habs. Maybe I won’t kill myself, but I’ll be quite upset about the whole thing.

Looks like the Habs finally have all the pieces in place:
- Elite goalie: check

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

a Ballmer-owned company called Murphy’s Bowl LLC

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.