Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

Take a fucking star even if you work here.

I bet he asked his much cooler older brother Chad.

Well, none of those other things really threatened their bottom line.

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

You sir/madame, deserve the star. I was about to say the same thing then saw you said it first.

Trump is president, so it’s more the “Wait, what do you mean if I’m not rich I have to be responsible for my actions now?” decade.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

David Leavitt is a fucking piece of shit MTG player/finance asshole too. Ive had him blocked for years because of dumb shit he says to stir up tweets.

Too small.

Shouldn’t their hair be sticking up? That’s what that thing is, right?

See?! This is what happens when you try to give everyone a participation trophy!

I figure blowhards and fuckups are distributed more or less evenly throughout the population, so in any family of a given size, you’re likely to have at least one such uncle. Unless he’s everybody else’s uncle, which means he’s actually your dad.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

As the late great Pratchet said about Vorbis: “…the worst thing about [him] isn’t that he’s evil, but that he makes good people do evil”

he doesn’t need probation or counseling, he needs a doctor - dude was clearly having a stroke.