He owes me five dollars.

Don’t follow softball...but I know who I am rooting for.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

When I played club hockey in college, there was a guy on my line who every time we got off the ice would remind us what our plus/minus for the game was. Dude started breaking down practically crying one night when we were -3. He would kick the boards, slam sticks, yell at people who tried to tell him to calm down. It…

Good for him. The prize money is going to come in handy; the man is a walking pre-existing condition.

Imagine what it felt like the moment Odin Lloyd knew he was going to die. Maybe he begged Aaron not to do it. Or maybe he didn’t know. Maybe he was alive and then... nothing. Put yourself in Lloyd’s place. See the image of Hernandez pulling the trigger. And then reject the memories of #81 and replace them with…

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

“You call that post-concussive syndrome? Come here, you blouse-wearing girl, I’LL show you post-concussive syndrome!”

I’ve never had a sexual experience that would qualify as a full-fledged event. Maybe a time trial here and there.

“Phew. At least it’s not gambling.” -Roger Goodell

Not a Leafs fan but that was cruel.

*Toronto May Beliefs

Only Manafort can say for sure...

Except no, it’s not. That’s the kind of move you make when you try to stop. Crosby was halfway on the ice, if you can plan that hit you’re a fucking master.

Wow. How is that even a penalty?  

Announcer: “Nobody in the NHL wants to see this”

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

a well-deserved major for hitting a minor.

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem