What an excellent point. The NFL won’t allow celebrations because it’s disrespectful to the game, but they’ll let an orangutan make a draft pick? How’s that player supposed to feel knowing he’ll forever be remembered for being picked by an orangutan? How’s this respectful to the game?

“And just imagine how much better he would be if he had a father figure like me in his life”

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

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D cells have the heft, but I find C cells to be far more accurate. And you can’t underestimate a 9 Volt’s ability to tear out a chunk of skin on a good shot.

Who knew Garland Jeffreys was still at it?

You’re nicer than me. Cuz I’m totally condoning exactly that.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

I decided a long time ago that people like Jones, or Rush, or Beck, it doesn’t MATTER if they believe the shit they peddle, they damage is real. These guys are modern snake oils for broken minds and broken spirits. They are no better than the televangelist who takes old ladies’ Social Security check, buys a…

Good sir, the President is a coked up orangutan, not a drunk. Please do not besmirch his good name with this error.

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

That assumes they weren’t all laid off today.

Ladies and gentlemen, we found him! Set your wedgie devices to “atomic.”

This reminds me of the “I’m only stripping to pay for college,” line.

“No baby, I’m not paying my money to a bunch of naked hoes. Really, I am investing the future of our country.”

And your roof starts leaking

My theory is that air crew walk around with this giant chip on their shoulder because deep down they know they are nothing more than trumped up serving staff. Sure, they wear a natty uniform and go to ‘training seminars’ in far flung exotic locations, but at the end of the day it’s back to getting me a double martini,…

No, you calm down!!

Well the positive for Caps fans is they’re playing a team that has an even longer tradition of crushing the hopes of their followers.

Unfortunately for the Bruins, the ref crew had stayed up all night binging on Wahlberg movies, and still had a bitter taste in the mouths come game time.

Yeah but this hit is really satisfying, especially with Teddy’s bunny ears landing upright.