Jackson runs this team like he’s three joints in and randomly shuffling around the kitchen looking for a cure for some serious munchies.

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

At least it wasn’t for drag racing.

Yeah, you’re right, now that we’ve made our personal distaste for our new authoritarian white-nationalist government clear, we should stop covering it while it willfully dismantles the nation.

The local water supply contains toxic levels of leather conditioner.

“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

This is what’s wrong with our country today. That chair needs a talking to.

- Clint Eastwood

You know how long it takes to unlace one of those things?

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

He found donald’s Russian sex workers by finding the two that most looked like Ivanka.

Blue Collar White Guy = HERO

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Lots of effort for something not that funny.

Ovi should enjoy the next 8 days before he becomes only the second most loved Russian in Washington

If Trump resigns or is arrested for treason prior to the inauguration, what happens?

He’s doing better to pin her down than almost any actual newspeople.

Chuck Todd needs to explain to Seth Meyers how real journalism works. I mean, the very idea of putting a Republican operative on the spot like that, and asking, you know, real questions, and then asking follow ups, and not letting the operative get away with saying whatever Frank Luntz bumper-sticker happens to roll…

Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for at his hotels.

I think the question should be, ‘why wouldn’t he live in Canada?’.