Do they get the $10 credit for joining each other?

That escalated just fast enough.

Good thing Christmas is coming up.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

That is exactly the same dialog my mother used when I was driving her car to Longhorns for dinner a couple nights ago.

Affable old blues man Jim Byrnes

Maradona could use a Hand of God to the face.

Wait, so if I don’t buy Raiders season tickets I’ll both save $200k and NOT get stabbed?

“Is that fan unconscious? That’s my favorite way to touch them!”

Spoon!

*Looks at list of those who voted against*

“That’s all well and good, but he still hasn’t given my dick back.”

Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.

You can take the Trump out of reality TV, but you can’t take the reality TV out of Trump. Later, in the debate, he’ll try to hit Hillary with a folding chair.

This is so vile. I’m not going to comment on the validity of the accusations. I just don’t understand how any victim can sit next to Trump. As a victim, that tape constantly being replayed has been triggering for me in a way few things are. To use these women as a human shield to deflect from his own vileness is…

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

I love how Republicans are soooo scared of that word!!

I know he’s still a thing, but why?

Ever wonder where he got the hair: DNA

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.