Official attacked in 3rd Division Central American game?

There’s a reason people forgot about him: he sucked.

“No whey!”

Hey, that wasn’t fun at all!

I’m hoping this is how things go down at the RNC tonight.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

That’s it. He’s moving somewhere where’s there’s no emotional taxes.

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

At least now Paul have a story to tell at holidays with his great-great uncles, Moe, Curly, & Shemp.

Roger Goodell is an American Hero, son. He stood up to cheating and corruption and won. This is a great day for truth, justice, and the American way.

Would YOU want to stand in front of Ruth Bader Ginsburg if you were Tom Brady?

“Talking about this stuff just distracts people from the real issues!”

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

It was a powerful message and brought tears to my eyes.

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

A police officer scored the only goal in the 1-0 victory.

Update: He’s next on duty on Monday.

The Brendan Rodgers Era begins in earnest.

Apparently the Chinese are not familiar with what a full Brazilian entails.

"I did not fail no class."