Too many hand jobs before the competition. Happens every time.

Once again, neither brother can manage to keep it on the path.

I am little disappointed that Ward and June Cleaver were not on the list. Maybe because June told Ken that Ward was a little hard on the old Beaver last night.

Cause of death? He gave EVERYTHING, and had nothing left.

She looks like a little Donald Trump in that gif. Only with bigger hands.

Eight games for a bad Odor. Imagine if he had beat the shit out of Bautista.

You poor sad bastard.

In related news, the ref has signed on with the NFL.

Excellent fact digging. Twenty years too late.

McKenzie was ready to take one for the team. He, apparently, was not ready to take six or seven for the team.

They send that shit to Triple A.

Playoff hockey - Fuck Yeah!

I'm a Liverpool fan and our only claim to fame this year is that our manager has more teeth showing than Animal on Sesame Street.

I sense a thirty four dollar fine coming from the league office. It is, luckily payable in installments.

Dude, you need to get a hockey helmet.

Gotta love Lyle Odelein. A good defenseman, and that guy was tougher than losing your mother.

I used one of those Dyson things. It sprayed pee all over the bathroom.

The best non-meat sandwich filling is hashish. Trust me, it is.

Look at those eyes. I want some of what she's smoking.

He missed weight. That because of a bigger dick.