Too late. That's a town in Newfoundland.

The good old hockey game.....

And mascots? What about mascots?

It's like baseball, with less spitting and good ole boys.

He wasn't planning to admit anything, but as a result of repeated blows to the head, he couldn't remember what Godell told him to say.

Nova Scotia?

Rookie!!

True, but don't forget maple syrup and Michael J Fox. They're worth a game or two.

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Apparently, a Cornell Very Forward.

On a positive note, the coffee withdrawl shakes are great for masturbation. Any good Catholic will tell you never to give that up for Lent.

Those Trump steaks must be pretty fucking moldy by now.

And then we can have cake.

Oh, and you owe us $9.50 for the mixed nuts from the minibar.

That's using your head on defense.

And the occasional hummer for old times sake.

Kevin Love pulls his pants up after the play. Bit friggin late at that point.

Oh my god, it’s Larry “Bud” Melman.

Does the goat have teeth? No teeth and I'm in!

Jesper is just trying to get the hell out of Norway for the South of France.