If you’re going to hump a leg, you might as well pick a nice one.

Chippy, chippy, chippy.

You're a chippy little fucker, aren't you?

It looks like a Special Olympics uniform. It only lacks the sash for the merit badges.

A minor point. Sweaters have tie downs so that they cannot be pulled off. That’s been a rule for about 20 years.

Did you get punched in the vagina at some point in your life?

This fight broke out because one girl teased the others lack of armpit hair.

Dion and Cody do Ottawa. That’s gay porn there, just waiting to be made.

Fair point, but since the Leafs don't have a marquee player, it doesn't apply here.

They’re all workin’ at the Car Wash, Car Wash...

Hair today - gone tomorrow.

Come, come, my good lady. That’s total shit.

Plus one if its a rectal thermometer.

You can sleep well tonight knowing that you are not a dumbass on this NHL Gamecenter business. Now, your unwavering support for Chia Pets as an art form - that’s another story.

And a millionth of a second later, we all said “Shit Man,”and had another drink.

Size of their balls - Loudness of their wails.

No fucks? You are a stud!

Sorry, but I could never take seriously a man with ears like a baby elephant.

Kick ball, get cheque.

These are the same people that drew pubic hair on their sister’s Barbie.