And on the third day, he rose again.

If you look closely, on the other side of the pitch some has mowed in the lyrics of “Billy don’t be a Hero.”

He reminds me of the dancing baby on Ally McBeal.

I have but one question. From what height did Mrs. Smith drop little Stephen on his head?

Who do I bribe to stop that happening?

Apparently, she confused fap and slap. Perfectly understandable.

What do you think his prison nickname will be?

Boom, Boom! Out go the lights.

If you've got three balls, walk proudly! Keep your head up.

Or Penthouse Forum.

It's all well and good to be the last line of defense, but you can never win unless you score at least one goal. Enough said.

I didn't realize Vanilla Ice was a Rangers fan.

“Come back here you prick. I need a ride to the Waffle House.”

If he ends up in the can, it’ll be somebody else saying “Bark like a dog for me.”

Tip bucket for Seth.

Don't you just hate it when a baseball gets stuck in your back fat?

Jesus, he just knocked out Beaver Cleaver..

He kicks like a mule, but he runs like a girl.

It wouldn't be, but it's angry, overt and smells like cheese.

Any goal is a beauty when you've been playing that long.