Does the Pope masturbate? Does a UCLA Bruin defecate in the forest?

Rain man, Rain man.

It is believed that alcohol was involved.

Is it just me, or does this look like an ad for dental implants.

Apparently, somebody bit off her pinkie finger. Tough sport!

Michael Chiesa feels like Tom Brady. Apparently, too many shots give you deflated balls.

Tampa deserved this game. And probably the series. Montreal relied solely on Price in net, and the offense was offensive.

His balls were how big?

Lawyer claims she gave him the crabs.

I'm disappointed that the Fuck-Faces didn't make the cut.

Wherever they go, there's a Glory Hole there, waiting to be used.

They must already be married. They're sharing the lipstick.

Or, maybe Stephen A was just hanging around looking for sloppy seconds.

Crapload is the operative word.

The stadium cost works out to be about $300 million per win. Woo Hoo! A bargain.

He’s saying, “I think I done”, not won

She's a journalist?

It's hard enough to give back the implants, but that shit in her lips is going to be a bitch to get out.

All the best whines are aged.

Did you beat up some old Hartford Whalers player to get that shirt?