Give me ten minutes, I'm working on something negative.

Didn't look like a "tussle" to me. Looked like two big guys beating the shit out of each other. Guess you can't say that on TV.

I think he can be fixed with a simple two step program. Step One - Get a crowbar.

They're going to cover a couple of cheerleaders in fish and the smell will keep him pinned to the outside for at least three quarters.

45. I won't come in your mouth.

He can read??

I hope he washed his hands before returning to work.

This is why you should never take fighting out of hockey.

Falling on your ass in front of the MasterCard sign - Priceless.

Starsky and Hut, Hut, Hut.

Close. It's a-hole-a Smith.

Keep your vagina away from Rob Gronkowski. That'll keep you on the right side of most of the rules.

Sometimes, no matter how much Febreeze you spray, the stink still comes back.

If he jumped, it wasn't a very high railing. he only had one leg.

Give that man a cold beer and a full dressed hot dog. He's the winner this Sunday.

No. We could have expected play, commensurate with his salary and expectations.

I thought he did good for a fellow with a BAC of .113

I guess the D stands for demented too.

Oh, a Van Halen reference. +1

I'm sorry but Bwhahaha. Super fans are generally creepy. One legged mentally soft super fans are asking for it.