I shit the bed and I'm good to go.

It's penis enlargement surgery in disguise.

Cause it's relaxing when I stroke my 11 inch dick.

Yeah but can he catch a fish?

Yeah but can he catch a fish?

Yeah but can he catch a fish?

Yeah but can he catch a fish?

If you pass out repeatedly and shit your pants, then you've got a problem. But since you didn't put that in your description, you're good to go.

Dan's a good shit, but who likes shit?

Two things to like about this. Firstly, it happened under a State Farm sign. And secondly, after he stops sliding, the first thing John Higgins does is check for his wallet.

I just threw up in my mouth.

All I want for Christmas is to tear the arms off this hoodie.

Canada has the hardest draw. We have to stay home, shovel the snow and think, "Why are we no good at this friggin sport?"

Oooh, they have matching nylons. How cute.

Hi, I'm Rob Ford and I'm your mayor.

It's cold and dark and the wind is blowing. I think I hear a bottle of Chianti calling my name.

Hockey is tribal. That's why we care about it.

No tattoos? Who'd a thunk it?

To be fair, the Manitowoc goalie forgot his equipment at home.

It's cold dude. Cold.