If the intent is to fuck this up totally, I vote for A-Rod and Rocket Roger.

If the intent is to fuck this up totally, I vote for A-Rod and Rocket Roger.

What dignity?

He angled it right in the corner of the cup.

Apparently there really is no I in team.

4) They were tired and cold and wanted to go home.

When I drink vodka, I usually don't get the big head until the morning.

He was pissed because the ref wouldn't high five him either.

I laughed out loud in the stall of an airport washroom. Damn you girlwonder, damn you.

Banned from every buffet in Washington State.

Just this side of the WWE. Crap fight.

He didn't actually eat it, he just licked it a little.

I put that into Google translate and it came back with "The Mailman put it in my pooper."

With those ears, he looks a little like a Volkswagen with the doors open.

I'm on the road agsin, having a beer in a bar in Orlando. I went outside for a smoke and found out where the humanity in sports has gone. It's laying by the dumpster, smoking crack and telling us it's only about the money.

His wife expressed the exact opposite opinion.

Where the fuck is dad while the kids are squabbling like this?

Betcha Al gets more fingers into Matt than vice versa.

This kind of stuff will get you kicked out of Grill Class.