Which one is Ditka?

Pull the plug. Then it gets really bad at the game.

Motor oil sprays all over the guys face.

He's just patting Bill down.

A-Rod took drugs? Next you'll tell me he didn't really go to the University of Miami.

They're so happy he's not in Toronto anymore, they dance in the streets and smoke crack with the mayor.

They're so happy he's not in Toronto anymore, they dance in the streets and smoke crack with the mayor.

They're so happy he's not in Toronto anymore, they dance in the streets and smoke crack with the mayor.

Richie got roid rage. His dad just has his head up his ass.

What is worse? Candy bars getting smaller, or candy bars getting more expensive. I think it should be like beer. Doesn't matter if it cost $4 at happy hour or $8 at the strip joint; it's still a full bottle. When you unwrap a bar now, it's just depresses me.

It's a good goddamned thing he's not coaching the Giants, because those bastards from Dallas would be standing over him screaming "Fake! Fake!"

Insert tight end joke here.

On the floor, face down with a pile of Heineken cans strewn around him.

All good then.

I too, have the Les Nessman Man Cave.

Dude, you need a man cave!

That could be disgusting, depending what time zone you're in.

Dr. Von Miller, Dr. Miller, please report to the trainer's room and bring your medical bag.