Dick Tracy's illegimate son.

Look at the jaw line - obviously Dick Tracy's illegimate son.

+1. I laughed out loud.

That Crosby is such a whiner. He says the same thing when Evgeni Maklin picks his nose on the bench.

He smiles like he's constipated.

I guess when you have no arms, it's tough to keep your pubes trimmed back.

It's Aaron Hernandez's season ticket. He's tied up and can't make the game.

I prefer "Drink Me and Score with Hot Chicks" lager.

I prefer "Drink Me and Score with Hot Chicks" lager.

He was crap at hide and seek too. Could never make it back to home base.

His finger is in her pooper.

And for the love of god, stay out of the backfield.

Classy.

In his Defence, he was just trying to pop a Boyle.

Pardon my stuttering.

Roid Rage! Roid Rage!

Roid Rage! Roid Rage!

Goes bear hunting with a switch.