That kid's tougher than losing your mother.

Two points. First, Paros was injured when he tripped over Orr. The fight really had nothing to do with it. Secondly, hockey is the only major team sport where a player can't run out of bounds. When an enforcer is on the ice, everybody knows he's out there. It changes the flow of the play more than a third line winger,…

Dingo ate my baby.

Side Judge Frank Smith

I would have expected this whole sordid affair to have Alex on pins and needles, but he's only halfway there.

He doesn't need an infectious disease specialist, he needs a proctologist. That boy's got his head so far up his hass, he can chew his food twice.

Saving Grace, starring Holly Hunter. I'd put the finale in the top ten. Tied everything up nicely.

I did & my apologizes. Apparently, I don't have enough fiber in my diet.

Best game ever. Why? You can't run out of bounds! Get in there, keep your head up, your stick on the ice, and pleany of bandages on the bench.

Plus une.

Plus une.

Get ready for the most polite hookers of any all star venue in professional sports.

The play resulted in a tsunami in my beer cup.

There's nothing funny I can think about this. Nothing.

The dog is looking for Meadowlark Lemon's autobiography. Bynum is checking to see if the latest Archie comic has been released.

Now, fucking pay attention. What ever you fucking do, don't let them touch my fucking hair.

Wonder if he went to the rosin bag before the rubbing up .

Sayers claimed he forgot why the suit was filed, withdrew it , and figured out why he forgot. He refiled, and so it goes...

It might have worked, the the substitute urine came from A-Rod.

This kind of cleavage will drive a Mormom out of Utah.