Do you have a playlist for when you're weak willied?

+1, even for a retread.

We now understand that George Zimmerman has been hiding out in Kim Kardashian's vagina.

Strangely, sales of Massingale products have increased in recent weeks.

Great explanation, but you forgot to add that it needs to be poured into a plastic sippy cup for the bus ride downtown.

If he loved the game, he wouldn't cheat. He loves the big contract, and the adoring fans more than the game.

As long as there are starry eyed politicians, there will be these terrible deals. There are two ways to solve the problem of municipal/state funding:

Are you A-Rod?

Have you won it yet?

It would have been three games, but he hit A-Rod on an injection site and that shit really hurts.

There is only one way to settle this. Cage match with the last man standing declared the truth teller. Now George Steinbrenner would approve of this.

Hop Sing has put on a little weight since his time at the Ponderosa.

I am very surprised that Arse Pick is not on the list. Because Alex Ferguson of Man U is an Arse Pick.

I heard he rented a car and ran over the Easter Bunny on purpose.

The Model T Fords were made with Robertsons until some British prick stole the patent and Henry bailed on Mr. Robertson.

Long distance milking machine.

Not to worry. Everyone thinks with the little head in their twenties. If you think with the little head at 50, you are most likely going to end up in one of those tornado magnet trailer parks.

That can only be described as a serious shit knocking.

Hugo Chavez is a wrestling fan?

Which one is Brent supposed to be?