Is that an arbitrary excuse or a standard one?

He's playing pocket pool. She's playing for time.

I'd wail on him too. He runs like he's in a tampon commercial.

Sad.

Hamm: "Stall them. Delay the show for a coule of minutes."

Mikhail Jackson This is Itski.

It's the Wanted Network, not the Wanster Network.

All bag, no bird.

Probably fighting over a corn dog.

He's still eligible for the "Dumbass Athlete who Threw it all Away Hall of Fame."

I laughed long and loud. Brilliant.

Just wait until Sanchez butt fumbles into the back of Aboushi. Old white guys from Idaho will be dropping like flies.

As a friend's father said to him after the third time the police brought hime home,

That bastard Bryant stole the sleeve off my shirt. I don't want to play with him anymore.

Clearly, the box contained the dance step manual.

On the bright side, he managed to prop up the plaid sports jacket industry for about fifteen years.

The peloton has been Lanced.

Resistance is Futile!

I'm going to hit one for you Jim Bob.

Brilliant!