Murray fans tore off his left leg for a souvenir which will make defending his title a little more difficult next year.

Only a branding iron and a bell is going to get him out of this one.

That glove is left over from the mandatory physical.

Doing his best Adam Sandler impression to curry favor with the Judge.

Rob, You're not going to be my friend anymore.

And when he was four, he pushed another kid over in the sandbox and shouted, "You're not gonna be my friend anymore."

Ever notice, the worse the personality, the worse the rug.

I'm donating mine to the Pro Football Hall of Shame.

David Stern: Congratulations Buckwheat.

Evidence suggests he was apprehended because he forgot to peel the UPC code off the Sam's Club fish.

+1

Fatherhood before sports junkie. well done you!

I'd like to thank God my Saviour, my family, and the Miller Brewing Company. Hi Mom!

Thankfully, they took the Roto-Rooter decal off the truck before they painted it.

I can't wait for Stephen A (Hole) Smith to explain his way out of this one.

Duncan looks meaner tonight.

Is that a prostate massager on the shelf next to the Barney Rubble electric toothbrush?

Hah.

Hey, where is the Horizontal control on this thing?

Which did you go to first?