Clearly, the job offer wasn't as team travel agent.

I have a friend that has a big stick. Dennis has a friend that has nuclear weapons. No wonder he's cockier than me, and better at picking fights.

Sideshow Bob's studious cousin, Sideshow Eugene.

Her husband almost killed her in February. Do you think that between then and now she could have borrowed a phone to call the police?

Largest elbow in fandom

Do you think the booze has anything to do with it? Just saying.

Well thought out.

Fair point. I'm not related to him. But I can have an opinion on his actions on and off te golf course.

Sorry, color doesn't have anything to do with it. Being an asshole is colorblind. And if I acted like Tiger, I'd be tossed out of most country clubs. Like I said, one set of rules for all.

Hah!

Tiger may be the best player in golf, but he certainly isn't even close to being the best person in golf. And while he may have brought more money into the sport, he also brought a rude dismissive behavior towards fans and other players alike.

That's why they brought the pony.

This morning, we all thought the Orb was the next great thing. Tomorrow morning, Orb will be the next great thing in a Tesco's frozen dinner.

And if I've told you one, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!

A man after my own heart. Run Forest, run.

Place to have a really, really big dump.

Tell slip Bayless to stay the fuck out of the bathroom.

The Semi-Finals of the World Potato Toss competition were postponed due to a sudden outbreak of potato scab disease. Competition will continue today using Mr. Potato Head toys instead.

My God! Non league approved marketing of the team. David Stern must be appalled.

Burning Bush.