+1 Pot Roast and Gravy

Finally, a chance to put my History degree to work (by referencing wikipedia, of course):

The term is "stiob."

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

She came up to me like, "WTF you're problem?" and I was like, "What did you say, bitch?" then she was like "Don't disrespect me, I'm gonna fuck you up!" Then I was like, "Whatever" then she was like....

That's what I'd do if I had a million dollars.

What would I do if I had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two Bucs at the same time...

Obviously I don't know, maybe she wasn't a virgin, but she shouldn't have put herself in that position,

"You really have to take care of yourself when you get to a certain age," Chao elaborated. "I've been having heart migraines for weeks, and there's no telling when those will migrate to your colon humours."

It takes a lot of balls to mess with a man named Adrian. Elvis is nuts and wont be getting much support from the fans if he causes Beltre to drop one of those routine pop-ups. As an ex-jock that pays good money to watch these guys play I think Elvis needs to strap on a little professionalism if Texas is ever going to…

That's weird, I figured Wheels would have bought the plot right next to him.

If the parking lot is for Celebre's Pizza, Whitey will be happy...

Why do I get the feeling you work in the Comcast building?

"Yup, Ryan Howard's OPS, still terrible"

living in Philly, I can tell you Hayes is not trolling. The writing on Philly.com is what it is. Remember: this is the city that bred Smatersmaters

Best album of the 2000s. Great choice.

Slant rhyme? Now you're getting in on the slurs too?

Am I the only one who think public proposes are douchey and unfair to the person being asked?

boosh!

that's urlacher's rape wig.