Never forget.

No no. An entire empire made of furniture?!? What a silly premise.

Just one?

With his defense, 2750 hits should get him in. There's been very few 3rd basemen throughout the history of baseball with his total power numbers, hit totals, and defense. His best comparison on BB-Ref at this point is Ron Santo (who eventually got in on the Veteran's vote and probably is special case due to the off…

He's just fucking with us at this point, isn't he?

I didn't make the joke.

Ah. Well. Both work, I suppose.

Attention Giants fans!!! Eli Manning is a sweet, submissive boy who is slowly adjusting to life at the shelter. He will do best in a home with other submissive cats and enjoys the company of females over males. He is an easy going guy that will make an amazing companion to someone special.

Never forget.

Pretty sure its a Boston Marathon reference.

+1

I actually thought of Simmonds when I first read this. The weird thing with him and his scoring prowess is that while putting up points, he still plays like a checking line type player. Meaning that he is a high energy, hard-hitting player who will muck it up along the boards and who also happens to possess great…

Southwest law firms are weird. Very glitzy. Is that a word? Should be.

You're a golden god, LLS! A cot damn GOLDEN GOD!

Please....someone bite on this. For the love of God, someone take the bait.

Yeah. Looks like.....

And I just learned a new word. Thank you.

Whats the phrase for when the parody of something is so close to what is actually said that they become indistinguishable from one another? Poe's Law, right?

Not pictured: Richie's brother, Guy.

I'm gonna be that guy....