My attitude, as a guy with a graduate degree in literature who finds critical analysis much more important and interesting in rhetoric than in literary studies: to consider a reasonable totality of evidence on (nearly) any argument is to admit that (nearly) every argument is specious. With the exception of really…

As Dave Barry once said, it's not that I don't believe our government wouldn't try to hide the existence of UFOs. I just believe that the government would do so with all the grace and subtlety of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.