Dear god, if fashion week doesn’t end soon, there’s going to be a rash of murders in Chelsea that I have no knowledge of and definitely didn’t commit.

Watching Matt Damon defend the integrity of the teaching profession is a pretty good palate cleanser (while standing next to his beaming mother - a teacher).

My husband and I come from different socioeconomic classes (he’s the son of a doctor who had 2 vacation homes, I grew up in rural poverty). Now that we interact mostly with highly educated groups, I can confirm that almost NOBODY marries down. It’s scary how uniform wealthy-wealthy couple are.

Yeah, every one of these startups seems to forget the basic advantage of dating apps and online dating, which is that they allow you to sift through a far larger set of people than you could meet through your friends, professional contacts, and local bars. These apps just contract that back down to people you’d likely…

One question about that study saying that people are increasingly choosing mates from a similar socio-economic class....isn’t that just because in 1960 women didn’t attend college at the same rate as men, and even if they did, they were unlikely to earn high salaries?

These things have been around forever. They’ve also been minimally successful forever. It seems like people try them out, look around, see there are only a couple dozen people in their area, maybe write to one or two of them, and then head back to the larger dating services where there are more people and they can do…

are you telling me that when my loved ones told me “all that matters is your personality” they were lying to me

As numerous YouTube commenters pointed out, she did not get the door right the first time.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

It’s like...it’s a metaphor...for something... but his imagery is just so opaque...

I promise to give you half my bling when I become a bazillionaire from shamelessly stealing that pure poetry you just wrote.

Also: world’s most simple lyrics. He’s practically “yeah yeah, my dick gets big, then I put it in her vagina. Yeah. She’s a girl. I have a dick. I have sex with my dick.” Lyrical master indeed.

And “stimulated” just has to be the least sexy word ever. *barfing forever*

“She a big girl dog, yeah I’m putting in, I’m penetrating, I’m getting big, yeah I’m stimulated.”

But also his rapping is terrible though

Via the LA Times, a guy named Dylan Grosz with a disturbingly scientific mind and way too much time on his hands ordered 35 Chipotle burritos over the course of several days and then weighed each one back at his office.

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SELF INDULGENT EDM SHIT

It sort of seems like it. What 13 year old girl has really read a ton of literature to begin with, let alone feminist literature? I feel like an adult definitely wrote this, or at least guided it heavily.

I mean, an adult wrote this, right?

she’s 13? I don’t think I even knew what feminism meant, or even how to spell it. I was still watching cartoons and crying about my bushy hair and boys at that age.