The Douche has a Masters in comparative literature. Bet this guy doesn't.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

Bingo. Not everyone can afford Ralph Lauren clothing. Some shows I try and search for dresses or sweaters I see on screen and GODDAMN are they dressing everyone in designer shit.

Yeah, absolutely. I always sort of thought that a lot of their wardrobe was probably thrifted.

also it seemed to me that there was a “wear whatever was on the clearance rack”aesthetic to it because lorelai and rory weren’t supposed to have that much money?

I totally disagree. I think that the clothing suited their characters, and that the show did a good job with the time they were working with (early 2000s, not a great time for fashion, but definitely a time when those scarves were everywhere) and also growing with them - Rory’s wardrobe in particular. Rory, at the…

HOWEVER: Boy did they EVER get Jess right.

Because it reads to me like deception was part of their business model from the very beginning. The 3rd party auditors are being hired to tell them something they already know.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

What 26-year-old man other than a sexual abuser and/or rapist would be even remotely interested in a 14-year-old child? That’s something I will never understand.

I still like “Work”, no matter how much of a garbage person Iggy revealed herself to be in the years that followed it.

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

So happy to see my home state in the news for something nice for a change.

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

Money please!

You know, in some of these pictures he looks an awful lot like his father.

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He f’d his presidential campaign up running with Palin. She terrified the in-betweeners. I always swayed left but I don’t hate McCain and he is certainly not the worst candidate the Republicans have put forth over the past 30 years. While I don’t always agree with him, I don’t think he would have been a horrible…

At least John McCain has her back (or did in 2012):