Another week. Another twitter fight. Still #teamnoone

Seriously, sometimes it feels like most fashion designers dislike women and would rather just design for clothes hangers and mannequins.

A fashion designer who’s openly misogynistic and has no regard for any woman who’s not built like a 2 X 4?

I am still waiting for a couple of my high school bullies to be arrested for running meth labs out of their trailer park homes. Every Facebook post that confirms that they are instead living apparently normal, crime-free lives is a small disappointment. I comfort myself with the knowledge that they’re all living…

You know the best part about that adlib? I realized last week that Chris Pratt almost certainly did type the symptoms into the computer, but because it was on a set the computer wasn’t hooked up to the internet and returned a network connectivity error.

Nailed it.

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

Jorgensen was married earlier this year to a woman whose Facebook profile says she works as a nanny

Christian electronica act Owl City

Honestly, this 13 year old girl is a hell of a lot more mature than I was at that age. I cringe to think of what might have happened had that been me. Bless her sweet heart.

You are not kidding.

Marty never had a chance.

Ugh, you and I will never agree. I liked Logan. Do I think he and Rory should have been together forever? No. But I think for the most part the relationship was one where they both grew and learned from each other a lot.

I would’ve liked fucking Logan, thank you very much.

This is great, but rich people often fly private. :(

Is there a useful shorthand for white folks with low education levels and predilections toward...antisocial behaviors (driving Hummers or “rollin’ coal” lifted diesel pickups, firearms worship, etc.) that doesn’t have the nasty historical connotations of “white trash?”

At my daughter’s swim school there’s a pair of brothers named Maverick and Striker. Their father is Ace.

A thousand times yes. Domestic violence plus guns equals a literal war on women.