I mean, I know its heresy bc everyone loves Diana, but it was a HORRIBLE match. Charles and Camillia are made for each other and always have been.

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Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

Don’t forget she was also Jack Donaghey’s nemesis

I kept waiting for this. I kept waiting to hear why a man his age would go to see Trainwreck alone if there were “no motivation” as police were saying earlier. I kept waiting to hear about the misogyny and racism because I knew it was just a matter of time. These guys never just kill a bunch of random people and…

But, no public outcry re: endemic violence on women? Lone white males who shoot up public spaces every couple days? White male serial killers? No? Still big scary black men are the problem? Oh, and sassy black women. And slutty women in general. Legal abortion, that’s our problem.

*Deep breath*

The Dave Franko looking one can also get it.

Fairly off topic: I always forget how tall Bo Burnham is because I’m used to seeing him alone on stage. Also I’m ridiculously excited for his new tour!!!

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I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

I can imagine few more terrifying moments to have to live through. Kudos to her for her bravery, and a speedy recovery and hopeful few scars (physical and mental) from this ordeal.

A “kill kit” in a Subaru?

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

I had twins in my high school class with an equally crazy family story. They have a much older sister. This sister was once engaged and her fiancee had an affair with her mother. The mother got pregnant, they broke up the engagement, and the fiancee married the mother instead. 9 months later the twins were born. I…

I mean it’s fucking Monaco, the only thing her kids are in danger of suffering from (besides lack of contact with their mother) is sun exposure and a particular snooty attitude.

I don’t remember a 1989 track about showing more respect for women of color

That's a decent, to the point apology.

Just imagine these people all seated at the same table together at Thanksgiving or Christmas or some other fun family holiday: