Anyone else notice the irony in a band called 30 Seconds... releasing a 12 minute long music video?

This guy I knew in College (who was pretty much famous for his Daria-like apathetic attitude) wore a sign that said "Someone who gives a shit (costume)" to a Halloween party - to this day my favorite costume.
Speaking of Daria - if you're already a Brunette with semi-long hair, this is a super-easy costume to pull of:…

How about a pirate? Paint the cast brown/ cover it in some brown paper/fabric and say it's your wooden leg, add an eyepatch, a colorful scarf on your head and striped top - voila!

Oh, this all makes sense now. You're Joan Callamezzo, right? You've been trying to get a chance to get back at Ron ever since he stole your spotlight and outed you as a drunk on Pawnee Today when you got back from your singles cruise.

This is the most vicious attempt at trolling I have ever seen. I bet you work at a library.

I'm sorry, but I can't take Naomi "Blood diamond" Campbell serious as an advocate for anything besides Naomi CampbellTM.

I'd second what AcmeIndust said, but I'd add two "buts":

I'm married to JT in that universe. Also, polygamy is legal, but not the creepy Mormon kind, and Channing Tatum and W Kamau Bell are JT's brother husbands. It's a pretty awesome universe.

Let's just say her name rhymes with JenSmyattSmenac.

Me too. Guess who JT marries in that universe (but for solidarity reasons only after gay marriage is legalized worldwide in 2008) and adopts 3 beautiful dogs and 2 decent looking children with all named after Daily Show correspondents?

This is adorable. So was this:

Yes! Can Tracy Morgan please guest-star as her goofy stoner brother/occasional sidekick? Those 2 were amazing together on 30Rock!

I'm kind of tired of people hating on NBC. After all, it's a network that sometimes takes (or rather, took, their new shows are pretty conventional) chances on slightly more innovative concepts/shows. I think it's time we stop complaining about NBC canceling good shows, or shifting them to midseason etc. when the…

Nice!

Her?

I guess that makes us fantasy sister wives.

I second Missy Pants' comment. Also: I'm pretty sure Grimes is vegan (I think she posted something about a vegan meal on her Tumblr), so I think she's probably at least somewhat aware of animal welfare issues.

Ummm... okay, since nobody commented on this yet, I'm gonna go ahead and be the annoying spelling nazi: The headline is misspelled - it's suRprise, not suprise.

That picture of Gisele's daughter is adorable, but I hate, hate, hate when parents get their infant daughter's ears pierced. That's pretty terrible parenting - why TF would anyone put their child through unnecessary pain and infection risks?

This guy I went to high-school with who was way out of my league and also had a girlfriend. He was tall and lanky, cute but not too handsome, played the drums in a band, was a super talented artist and also skateboarded. I haven't seen him in years, but according to the interwebs he got a degree in pol sci/sociology…