Where is the camera function?!

Oh, dear god....

That is a woman.

Did it have large talons?

I'm sure you're a great non-monster mom if a bit helicoptery.

Helicopter moms suck

Conservative white moms are our nations greatest threat.

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!

As a lifelong NASCAR fan, hearing Jeff Gordon call Brad Keselowski a dipshit on live TV was one of the best moments of my life.

I swear, the only reason those guys are publishing so many baseball stories tonight is because the Giants won.

when did Sigma Phi Epsilon have a chapter in the Domincian Republic? Better yet, how many kegs were at the post funeral bash?

AAAAAAAAND HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE PALEO CROWWWWWWWWWWWD

Never had a Blue Moon, huh?

His playing time won't be impacted, because the defensive game plan has already been Revis-ed to include him.

When will white people address their culture of violence?

and two, is Simba a season ticket holder or something?

I'd call this a waste of beer, but it's Budweiser, so...

Haha, or maybe she had no experience with college students shooting fucking MORPHINE, and didn't think a dirty spoon signified anything more than a typically sloppy college guy.

I remember one time in college they were doing room checks as I was shooting morphine, and did not have time to hide the spoon ( I put the needle in my pocket). The R.A. lady walked around for a bit looking for the normal stuff, and before she left looked down at where the dirty spoon was. She did not say a thing…

We know NFL Security can't help.