Ive been stuck behind someone in a McDonalds line (inside the building) for 10 minutes because he is demanding every employee and the manager join in his debate about why he needs 20 cents off an order.

cuck is one of those weird words where its like “this is entirely based in our own hateful culture, and so you should also find it bad.”  Its like calling someone a muggle.  Yeah, I get that YOU care about that a lot, but I couldnt give less of a shit.

they are one of those “if theres no objective if nots a game hurrr durrr” people who willingly ignore the fact that we refer to “video game” as anything that is an audio-visual diversion launched from a program on a console or pc.

Just thinking about those makes me feel irrationally itchy.

ding ding ding, hit the nail right on the stupid head.  Its the most trashily mobile of P2W microtransaction hellholes, but because its “AAA” its cool.

My absolute favorite was the recurring “Peanut Suicide Channel” which I could never find any clips for.

The western release is “2019.”  They probably dont quite know how long localization will take.  Ive been waiting for the EDF localization forever.  THEY SAID SUMMER!

I think thats his thing.  He wears the curly mullet wig and moustache and is like an 80s tough guy, which im sure is lost on most of his audience.

This is an actual episode of the JJJ podcast in the game.

The difference in tone between this article of two women having a field (tee hee) day at a football game, and the man having a super confusing time at the fashion show is amazing.

*shrug* i basically do this by taking a drink of soda with the food still in my mouth when stuff is too hot.  Sometimes its pretty good, to the point where when I was a kid, I considered researching a way to get Dr Pepper flavor into pizza crust somehow.

God, this is me and Mama Celeste pizzas.  Not a great thing, but it was there for me as a child.

Yeah hes a pile of crap.  He also said the whole “then why are there still monkeys?” defense to evolution, and said it is literally impossible for a non-christian to have morals.

Remember how capcom said Megaman X9 might be possible with enough fan support?   Well this is what they meant.  We gotta fund X9 entirely through gold statues.

Blue Pill Buddies.

Yep. Got one a normal amount of time after release, and then one in 2017, another at the end of 2017, Echoes of the Dark Past, and then just a couple days ago, Echoes of the Dark Past 2. Ive never seen a dlc sequel like that where they call it 2.

I really dont understand how that game is STILL getting expansions.

Man, I stuck with that for a stupidly long time trying to find something fun about it.  Then I realized i was still technically in the tutorial levels and hadnt even unlocked all the standard content.  Then I gave up.

When I looked at the description, Valor mode sounded like some crazy high level stuff that required good timing. Turns out, it might help ease you into things. Basically, valor mode has this special “blocking state” you go into. As long as you hold it, you drain stamina pretty rapidly and cant move. If a monster…

That is clearly an indian man they painted white.  doo doo doo doo doo doo doo painting, doo doo doo doo doo doo painting white.