It feels like if you were looking at Chocolate chip ice cream on Amazon you would have one of those boxes that says “This product has been updated with a new version” with a link to Cookies and Cream.

I still say “Hot stuff, comin’ through!” And “Zzzzzap!” From time to time.

Which is funny because there was a time where they were very very picky about who makes games. I remember Relic devs talking about how much they had to BEG them for the 40K rights to make Dawn of War. 

There was a scene in Full Contact where a guy gets kicked in the chest and goes ass over teakettle over a balcony to bounce ribs first off a railing that still makes my teeth click just thinking about it. If you can do that in one take, I guess there’s a future in it for you.

A few days ago i commented on some guide article about how this website sure has changed and someone replied “elaborate”. And well... now this happened.

Not quite what this list is trying to achieve, but for one of the best Robot Killing Experiences, I gotta shout out Binary Domain. The dismemberment - and how they keep fighting through it - is really satisfying.

Fandom is trash, is why. They are absolutely horrible custodians of the old wikia sites. They’re the ones that added autoplaying videos they made themselves to every wiki page on some (many? all?) wikis that takes up half the page on mobile. They’re the ones that steal all the content and keep running it in your…

https://vgboxart.com/viewfullsize/9836/World%20of%20Warcraft:%20Wrath%20of%20the%20Lich%20King/

I don’t know if it was ever on the box but it certainly was in the marketing push. It wasn’t a joke originally, though they’ve later joked about it:

https://kotaku.com/the-legend-of-world-of-warcrafts-fabled-dance-studio-1660883690

I always felt like 3 should’ve led to an AC game that was based entirely in the modern era.

Ever since I caught a glimpse of what modern emergent exploration could be with Death Stranding, that game has sat in a corner of my head. The first time I stuck a climbing piton on a cliffside was a revelation. I want a game with nothing but that kind of interactions. Build small bridges, make rope paths, things like…

I find the American versions of his shows unwatchable. The excessive editing, narration, and annoying musical stings make them largely unbearable. The worst thing is the disgusting amount of sugar coating the US version applies where in most episodes it seems bad at first but then Ramsay just magically fixes…

I’m sure others can point out more details but for me the texture resolution looks way too high in the office building setting.

No fog, the camera sometimes moves impossibly fast (and looks like mouse movement rather than controller movement), the sound is too crisp, there’s no clipping whatsoever when tightly maneuvering past walls, the whole thing feels like it’s moving faster and at a higher framerate than the N64 could pull off

If he walks like a duck and talks like a duck, at what point is he not merely pretending to be a duck anymore?

Could be a case of Mr Hyde/also Mr Hyde.

As someone who gets migraines when I need new glasses, I can confirm astmmetrical eyes make a big difference to stuff like this.

Only during the night, I believe.

My wife and I still quote his “Tou......che”.