Kabbadi is pretty fun to watch once you figure out the scoring system.  Theres some interesting strategy and technique.

every so often, the “my dads a lawyer!” kid isnt lying.

Holy crap, a cop managed to get actually fired? He must have done something extra heinous.

Knowing absolutely nothing, it might be something like Watch Dogs, where you are the main character, and every other players character is assigned a random visual.

Thats how I used to make burgers.  Pan fry bacon for topping, and then fry an egg over-medium in the grease.  You could even pan fry the patty in the grease if you want.  Makes even a supermarket frozen patty pretty dang good.

Ok I looked at another article, and the press release says the sentence “the players will be invited to Bogenhafen, a city where the Heroes will be tested like never before by Grandfather Nurgle’s unpleasant attentions.” So hes most likely not a boss, its just reiterating that youre fighting against the Nurgle faction…

Its gonna have you fight an actual chaos god?  That doesn’t seem right.

One of my favorite gags in Assy McGee was when he is on the phone, and it pulls out to show him taking a piss from behind himself, and it suddenly makes you realize “oh god, hes not just a butt, theres a floppin ding dong back there everytime he is running around.”

Well yeah, not until you get to the Epic-tier blueprints.  Just try to keep your family alive while wrangling that Nether Essence Orb.

This sounds like a new article feature: “Tell us your worst Rolling On The Ground stories!”

The kindle Paperwhite has forward and back buttons on both sides.  Its ambidextrous.  Also, by changing from a press to a slight swipe motion, you can go forward or backward from any location on the screen.  As someone who regularly switches hands when reading, those buttons on both sides have been a great help.

Thats super lame.  Although, I once saw at a place a regular looking fountain, and then by the ice dispenser was a little box that simply dispensed “shots” of flavorings.  It was great.

Ugh.   Imaging rolling all around uncontrollably on the ground in there.  Horrors.

also all the “why cant i make a WHITECON?  HUH?”   It reminds me of when somone said “Why is there a Black Entertainment Television channel but no WHITE entertainment channel?”  To which the response was “You mean the entire rest of television?”

They added a “join random game” button.  You no longer need to actually FIND someone, you can just matchmake teleport into their vicinity.

Thats a pretty old thing.  I remember hearing stories about how back in the day, people would have kids because they didnt realize the grapefruit juice they loved was messing with their birth control pills.

i never heard about it until that horrendous honey boo boo family, who would always talk about their “sketti and butter”

yep, like how theres a bug a ton of players have where looking at a resource deposit in your visor will NOT show the type of resource it is. It just says “resource deposit” while everyone elses game straight up says “Copper deposit.”  The fact that there is an actual, designed UI difference means theres some kind of…

an aortic dissection is what suddenly took funnyman John Ritter away from us, and hearing about the condition in the news was terrifying.  Im very glad that it didnt get another one of my favorite people.