Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

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“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

I had a friend who REALLY loved wasabi. Whenever we went for sushi, they’d keep giving him more as he could cheerfully eat it straight.

Meanwhile, at the new Muppets show:

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

JESUS CHRIST DAD USE 807 NOT 7 YOU ARE PAYING COMCAST $250 A MONTH

Whilst “workshopping” the names....would you characterize the characterize the brainstorming meeting in any of the following ways:

You may need to talk to a psychiatrist about the fact that you watched Wing Commander.

Shower beers are the best beers!

This assumes that I’m taking showers solely to get clean. Showers are great! Baths are great! Hot water and singing along to my favorite Whitney Houston jams and occasionally even drinking a beer—GREAT!

Not to excuse or downplay sexism in Tech or Finance, but these are the kinds of stories I really, REALLY would like to see more of in women’s spaces and for feminists to grapple with. I get that its hard being a woman making $100k a year in a job where a man makes $129k, and that it really sucks when some bros want to…

My son is naturally on the slim side. A few months ago, after my kid got over a very stubborn case of bronchitis, he had lost enough weight that the doctor pretty much insisted that we find a way to get him to gain a few pounds.

Right? I have a finicky almost-five-year-old. Just a week ago, we were out and he started in about something. Our poor, sweet, young server was quite concerned. I thanked her warmly for her concern, and after she left our table my offspring and I reviewed our Pleases, our Thank Yous, and our How We Talk to Others.

yeah no kidding. If I tried that crap with my dad. He would have eaten my hot dog for me. When I cried, he would have said, but you said you did not want it. When I said I wanted a different one without ketchup touching the bread, my dad would have said. How the hell are you going to pay for that? Any food pickiness I…

Pinkham’s law.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

I would like to co-sign this as “All rational adults.”