I have a Veggetti! I use it all the time. That one isn’t messy.

I got the super-cheap Veggetti one and it works fabulously with Zucchini! I am a terribly picky eater so I’m very excited when I learn I like something like Zucchini, lol. When I found out my husband and I ate a lot of Zucchini noodles. We were both surprised at how great they were—I think I actually preferred the…

Gotta give him props for not mumbling “fucking white people, man”.

Nah. The most offensive slur to white people is 'racist.' If you call them that, they seethe with rage and denial

For the last two weeks I’ve been squeezing a glob of toothpaste directly from the tube into my mouth and spreading it across the teeth evenly with my tongue before polishing it all off with a wet toothbrush. I have no idea what possessed me to start doing this, but I was definitely not sober. Should I be murdered?

This another one of those things I think is deserving of a larger debate. What is the HoF for?Maybe “Hall of Fame” is a bad choice of names. Under the concept of pure “Fame,” Stabler and Namath should have their own wings. I was a kid in the 1970s, and there is no doubt that my friends and I wanted to be Kenny Stabler…

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

Mr. Torgue agrees!

Oh my fucking god, this is the greatest.

They should replace that stupid-ass “Adequate Man” horseshit with a series that's just you writing about how to cook various organ meats.

Counterpoint: Drink whatever wine you like, don’t listen to people on the Internet.

Of course, he really should be redirecting people to the appropriate email:

When an author trolls his own blog, then I know I’m in the right place:)

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

I am nearly certain that that .gif should not be giving me a boner, and yet, here we are.

the shaking foot of the t-rex. Jim Cooke you savage, savage man.

I left the area two years ago, so this might be outdated: the Falls Church and DuPont Circle farmers market will have plants around now. The Merrifield garden center also has a great selection. Home Depot is good, but won't have anything exotic, if that's what you are looking for.

No, but any Home Depot with a garden center will have some, and there's sure to be some nurseries around Arlington. Google, friend!

The best shit is the hotel room shit after a long intercontinental flight. Bringing your own little piece of America to whatever bagel/beans/salmon/chickpeas for breakfast nation you're in. You're practically liberating the country with that used up Big Mac.

popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)