Pictured above: Me waiting on Seamless

I’ve bought three of those when I was bartending last year. One I gave to one of the waiters, but now I have two at home I use almost every day. They’re great (I like the rosewood).

I’ve bought three of those when I was bartending last year. One I gave to one of the waiters, but now I have two at…

The biggest problem is expiration - gas doesn’t stay good forever, no matter what post-apocalyptic movies tell you. E10 only stays good for about 3 months, from what I’ve read. I’ve read of expirations as low as 30 days if it gets exposed to air.

If you live in an apartment complex - especially cottage style - do not assume “management will clear it out for me”.

Don’t forget to do the math on ABV if you’re drinking beer.

You’re right, our legislature sucks. Fortunately, at least right now, our executive branch is doing a killer job, and we’ll have some decent chances in the legislature when the districts are un-gerrymandered.

I wonder if it is also phrased this way for a possible Honor Committee trial.

I helped film a public access cooking show on a boat one time, and man, it is HARD to film on a boat!

Also, I got massively motion sick afterwards.*

(* - aggravated with booze)

in my area they already have! (and moved on, for the most part)

THANK YOU FOR THE DRAKE ONE. I’m a guy and every time I hear that song all I can think is “stop fucking whining that she got a life after you left town, you don’t fucking own her”.

I moved to Roanoke in ‘90 and went to UVA in ‘94 and was occasionally teased for looking like Soering. :-(

Yeah I got that too. But it’s only showing up as $8.99 so I went ahead...

Yeah I got that too. But it’s only showing up as $8.99 so I went ahead...

3 years old? My niece is 9 months and she loves them!

it’s not a fear of harm that does me in, they just act freaky (just as he describes) and erratically.

Tom Ley: YES FUCK MOTHS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. Luna moths? EVEN MORE FUCK YOU. I run like fuck away from them, even though fat guys running is horrible.

We are all lightweights compared to the Russians. You might think you have a high tolerance because your frat bros always make you the anchor in flip cup, but you ain’t shit. Ninety-nine percent of Russians will put your sorry ass under the table.

I OWN IT ON DVD. (And she knows. She knows I have awful, awful taste in movies.)

but come on, you don’t recognize Saffron Burrows on sight

Who remembers “Monster House”? I used to love that show!

3. Am I within my rights to hire the same babysitter again, and to just leave a big ball of mozzarella out on the counter with a sticky note that says, “Dinner”?