at a friend's wedding, i got drunk and rode the keg in the pool.

I got all excited when I picked up a six pack last weekend and damn if I wasn't just plain old disappointed with it. Maybe my tastes have changed (as per our Twitter discussion on Abita Mardi Gras Bock) but I was kind of like "eh, I paid too much for this."

And, of course, inspired Smash TV, whose version of Dawson is spot-on.

I told everyone in my church that my dad had diarrhea. No particular reason, I just thought he pooped a lot.

My first year at UVA, we had a beta copy of Doom 2. My roommate and I had similar specced computers, so we ran on-going deathmatch battles, 1 on 1, with the guys in our suite.

I picked up my first six of Reviver earlier this week. Normally I'd just drink a couple of them and space it out over a couple of nights, but I'll be damned if they didn't all disappear quite quickly.

I assumed she said that because it was all online, and electrons == electricity and the Internet, ya know...

They keep getting rid of folks without acknowledgment...did you mean the Jersey receptionist or the hick receptionist?

Pink gin, as in the drink? Isn't that just Angostura + Plymouth?

A female friend got "I want you to sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart". She showed it to me and my brain broke trying to imagine not who would send that, but who would respond positively to that...

I only dislike it because it makes me fart so much. :-(

I'm betting they're using Bluecoat and it got added to the master list of sites.

Some owners, that would definitely be it. But I think other than shadiness, a lot of owners run into other things:

Ha! Well, almost every industry person I know claims that...

It's more that restaurant owners don't want to pay for what they need, and most especially don't want the recurring costs (such as support, etc.). And then when they go down, they lose their shit.

As I prefer Wendy's as a burger chain, and live in NoVA — a couple of years ago it looked like a few of them were trying to upgrade, and then they just...gave up. Now they're all just the same, aging not-so-gracefully.

What cracks me up (as someone who works for a systems integrator) is that I look at POS systems and their costs and think, man, my company could make some bank off a POS system that doesn't suck and maybe analytics or something?

Oh, the AT&T sales woman! I was thinking of the blonde with the glasses.

Oh her name is Milana? She's adorable.

My brother and I were sledding behind our grandparents' house when we saw a box that had the GI Joe Headquarters in it. We were so excited!