in tears laughing. Holy shit, my sides hurt...

Nobody amongst my friends liked eggnog until I made them THIS eggnog.

For a while, around 10 years ago, there was a McDonald's right by the Dulles Expo Center in Chantilly, VA, that had the push-button menu ordering. I loved it (sigh, I know) mostly because it meant I could get mayo instead of mustard on my burgers.

My last clinic escort shift, as a woman (who I don't think was going to the clinic, it's a mixed use building) walked in, the anti-s yelled "Choose life!" and she responded "NO, I DON'T!"

They had no response.

When I was in Korea (exchange value: 1200 won = 1 dollar) sort of, but not really, it was more much you had in dollars.

As I mentioned on Twitter, there's a church around the corner from my office that has (had?) a Jerry's in it. If I remember correctly, it was affiliated with a former Redskins player (we're right next to Redskins park in Ashburn), and I went there once or twice with a coworker. But that was easily...too many years…

do you hate us all due to your lack of sleep?

I have never eaten "Skyline chili" but I have eaten more than my share of Hard Times' version of it (usually mixed with one of their other chilis, natch, and adding onion to the toppings).

Mostly due to how they treat their employees and general attitude from the company. To be honest, too, I feel like the majority of their beers had been declining in quality overall.

And, fortunately, it's coming from Rogue, which I won't buy to begin with for various reasons and therefore I won't even be tempted to try it!

Your dream bar sounds much like my favorite hangout bar. Unfortunately, it's closing on 1/1 (building is being redone). Until it finds a new home I will be very sad. :-(

I've found that TJ's various brand beers are really not that bad for the money. This sounds like something to look for, though.

And I have to give you props. After reading your article on the Narragansett Coffee Milk Stout, I found it at a local "beer bar" and ordered. Not only was it quite good, but it got multiple…

Our first golden would eat anything - except pancakes (he didn't trust how they just sat there), dry mushrooms (due to crumbling), and cherry tomatoes (he thought they were toy balls, and when they exploded he DID NOT LIKE THAT).

but why did it need a disclaimer at the end? were they scared people might think they actually had sex with that schmucky looking guy?

Whey I told my dad I was bi he was like "eh, whatever makes you happy". Same with mom.

While I ain't going to argue about whether or not Belgians aren't worth it (given my fridge full of sours from there), it's been a long time since I had an Ommegang and I've only once been disappointed with them. (That was their Game of Thrones beer that had spiciness to it for some reason.)

Now I'm craving a Three…

I've been matched with multiple friends...

So. Many. Words!

The bearded lady Ethel Darling, played by Kathy Bates, and her accent. Where is this affectation supposed to have originated? Help me understand.

I'm very sorry about you having to buy Popov. Who do I email to get you a raise to Tito's? I know it's not Denton 'cause this is a burner.