My husband and I are both Ohio State grads. The worst part about being fans is our fellow fans. I have a lot of family in Alabama, and I’m still convinced Ohio State fans are the worst. The best part is that we moved to California immediately after I got my undergrad degree (for free, thanks Ohio!). Go Bucks, but…

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

Was this ghostwritten by PFTCommenter?

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

I have the best job of anyone I know, and so I’m always kind of looking over my shoulder for someone to be like, “Yea this was a mistake, you aren’t supposed to be here, go write for Buzzfeed.”

this is the goddamn GOSPEL truth, regardless of how much he’s being paid.

I don’t think my piece disagreed with his at all. Drew’s (excellent) GQ piece covered Trump with what I think is the right touch: Curiosity and a sense of humor about this ridiculous thing that is happening.

Why do so many commenters who hate this site repeatedly visit and comment daily?

Thank you for appreciating the title. Not because I think I’m super clever or anything. But because it’s about as quirky as Pat, and he always seems to be wearing that bright, infectious smile.

Kids are the worst. It’s time to bring back baby cages.

It’s not just our Facebook posts. People who comment on anything using Facebook are the worst people.

We’re all goons. It’s like in the original NES Ice Hockey when you pick all fat guys.

Related: can we all agree that Plinko is by far the best Price is Right game?

‘Grinning from Smear to Ear’

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!